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Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Birthday cake-part 2

I tend to second guess my self “after the fact” quite a lot. You know….like when you are driving home from a party and you think of everything that you said and wish you wouldn’t have. Or second guessing if a “confronting approach” to someone was a little too confronting. And of course, pondering if fellow bloggers really “got” my point.

I will admit, there was a small amount of pondering before publishing “The Birthday” cake post….was it too over the edge? Was this “family friendly” blog suddenly categorized more as a “Hollywood friendly” blog?

But I hit publish anyway.

And now I know that I should never have second guessed myself. The readers I felt “protective of” are suddenly…asking and begging for more deplorable photos. Never mind that the number 8 is now burned inflammatorily into the brains of everyone.

I decided though that I will not show the infamous rocketship first. That is not fair. I need to validate myself positively in someway. And the sad thing is that no one really cares about a success.

So here is one of my kinda cute creations.

Ok. Who am I kidding? This is it. This is the best I can do when it comes to cakes.055

But I know no one cares about cute little ponies. Especially, since as far as I know it does not represent any forbidden body part.

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So now I humbly show you the rocketship cake.

Now, before you say, “Flamingo…that’s not that bad”. You must realize that the photo was shot after the “rearranging” took place.

In the photo you can see the smears of icing. That is where the “blasters” used to be. Originally the “blasters” were positioned directly under the “main rocket”.

That is what the R.N. saw and when he gasped. And after he moved them, I decided to add the chocolate chips. Which now that I ‘m looking at it, I’m thinking that really didn’t help anything. I’m thinking it might even reemphasize things.

So perhaps I could do coming of age parties or something. I don’t know. Regardless, my kids always love their cakes.

And they do taste good. So I guess that is all that matters.

12 comments:

Shanna said...

I am dying here girl!! So, I am thinking that the rocket could pass off as a uterus and ovaries? Perhaps we should get a psychologist involved to help us all identify the way we "see" it?
Thank heaven for the pretty ponies cake. Keep the cakes coming mama! You rock!!!

Lola Granola said...

I made a rocket cake a few years back, too. Only mine was upright--as in, pointing straight up, proudly, over its boosters.
My husband said the exact same thing yours did. Which suggests to me two things. First, that rockets just LOOK like male genitalia (and who built the rockets, I ask you?)

Second, that men think far too much about same.

Cassie - Homeschooling Four said...

These posts are hilarious!! I love that you shared. I have to say, I tried a space cake one year and was sorely disappointed. The background was grey instead of black and the planets started mixing in to the background.

p.s. The cake from last post does look very similar to the cake my girlfriends gave me for my bridal shower :)

missy said...

"perhaps i could do coming of age parties or something"...LOL!!!

a Tonggu Momma said...

If the Tongginator had attended your rocket ship birthday party, I'd be able to blame YOU for her comment at school this week. But alas, she did not attend and I shall have to blame myself.

Wuxi Mommy said...

I LOVE the rocket ship:) Definately my favorite! Please promise me you'll make me a rocket ship cake for my birthday in February.

Stephanie's Mommy Brain said...

Thanks for sharing!! The lengths we go to for our kids. I wonder who will be most embarrassed by these kind of pictures in the future - us or them when they realize how bad our artwork was?

embieadoptmom said...

I make all mine too and they look just as fabulous! LOVE reading your journeys with your sweet ones.

ashleykimble said...

LOL I love the rocket!! Reminder to self...never make a rocket cake! I agree with Lola Granola..I dont think it matters what you do with a rocket its going to look like..well ya know. I'm glad you shared the pic! Too funny!

Elaine said...

This post cracked me up! You are so funny! Hope you all are doing well. I just wanted to check in and say Happy 6 months, I don't want to wish time away but I am glad to be at this point in time
;-)
Elaine

Darlene said...

laughing to the point of tears. Oh DEAR!!

Victoria said...

HAHAHAHAHA!! lol